Can't get full & high again!!!...

Posted by : Tyler Durden | Monday, June 15, 2009 | Published in

The last week might have been the most shocking week of my life....yes guys....see...when you realise u cant do 2 normal things that everyone around you seems to be enjoying doing...it really comes as a shock...And dont be too surprised...am still a man enough...what am talking about is Drinking and smoking*....Yesterday everything was going great at my school friend's party...we were back to galli cricket after a long time....i was hitting sixes...our team was winning matches...the whether was great...it...it was perfect...it was like free porn...we couldn't get enough no matter how much we played..!..And then after tat all of 'em started boozing...and inspite of my repeated evasive tries...1 guy still managed to find a peg for me...i couldn't resist anymore...but...whoaaa...i almost spit after sipping like...the first 2 ml of the drink......its like my palate wasn't allowing the drink....It was so hard to gulp it down...It might well have been the hardest thing i would have ever done...except ofcourse giving up drinking in d first place!!!!!...So the 2 things tat i found most hard to do till now??...u guessed it....giving up Mr.B and taking back Mr.B....MINE'S A WASTED LIFE...ofcourse i dint do the latter...


And the other shock came just 4 days back.....Smoking is not fr me...i coughed like a zillion times to finish one small ciggy...Oh god...how can u do this to me...smoking is out too!!!!....I know many out there might think..."this is a crazy bastard...y does he want cancer??.."...Thank u guys fr doing the honours...but..Leave all d cancer hype aside...lets face it...Smoking is cool...and you know it...tats the bottom line....But its too late fr me though...i fucking dont know why i cant stop coughing when i smoke...may be its the signs..you know...may be I am destined to do more great things in life...oh..fuck it..who am i kidding...its always more cool wen u have something on fire at one end and u put the other end of it in your mouth...tats a Guinness dare act right there...

P.S:: Guys...dis was just something that was on my mind...so if u hate smoking...please continue hating...dont get excited by the topic...in simple English...continue being a sissy....

P.P.S:: Hey guys...what's wit Dhoni these days.....poor shit looks like he forgot all his batting skills....he rarely is scoring...i mean on the field....off it..only god knows...

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