As full as it gets...

I've had enough with all the fun and crazy posts, top 10 lists, book reviews, jokes on north and south people...

For once in my life, let me write a thoughtful serious post.

If I ask you, whats the most important quality any1 should have??..what would you say?? Talent..Dedication...Self-confidence..what else you got?....Strategic thinking, take it easy attitude, communication skills...OK...All of 'em are seriously award winning answers.

Volumes have been written about each of them. 1000's of athletes talk about them...Every mother teaches them to her child...

But if you ask me, the winner of all is not even in the list. Infact I see its core opposite mentioned--> Take it easy attitude. No, do not take things easily. Let go of the chill..cool dude attitude. That's all juvenile. Every time you fail to do something, be very hard on yourself. Be the greatest critic of yourself. Now now...I see a big frown on that face. Lemme try and remove that.

Imagine you're making a presentation or studying for a final or even better, you're going to propose a girl today. And you have screwed it up...Either you crumbled under the pressure or it was just pure bad luck. But you have screwed it up big time. Now, instead of letting it go with the Take-it-easy, we ll see next time, it was just bad luck mind-set, let the truth hit you. Have the courage to face it. You have lost, you are a loser today, Anyone could have done it but you didn't. Probably you're the only guy in the history of the world, who screwed up such an easy presentation, flunked such an easy subject or couldn't tell her your feelings. Its possible. Let your heart ache with the pain, go crazy, starve...whatever you do. please do not let it go without feeling the hurt.

Don't think I am a crazy idiot. People who do the above after a loss come out in flying colors in the long term. There have been incidents, where people just did something just because they respect the critic inside them. They know how much pain its gonna cause them if they don't do that. Let it be anything, from as simple as getting up early in the morning to workout to as complex a science as expressing love. I call this quality as Killing Yourself Technique. Out of experience you get to know things like these. As crazy as it may seem, it works for me and a few friends that I know.

So, whenever you see people doing stuff that you cant(not wont) do even if your life depended on it, then be sure that he/she has got KYS.

As it was pointed out so POLITELY that hardly 3 ppl read the content on this blog, WE have decided to call it quits and do our part for the internet by removing this non sense blog.

The original writer of the blog Mr. Abilash Gunta has been stripped of his "Genius Writer" title and he was then fired 2 days later. We have news coming in that he might have been killed by some hate-groups. R.I.P Abilash.

Anyways moving on, if you are interested in applying, just drop in a comment to this post.

And about the perks of the job, in case you are wondering,

CTC- 0 Rs only

Sick Leaves- 100

PTO's-150

So...just because you asked, Am doing this :P....Anyways...Here it goes...And remember there are exceptions to the list.....Some guys do get turned on by gals talking about their pets/dogs/cats...(yakkkkkk!!)...

2. Babes with too much attitude...a little helps but there is that BTO threshold which should not be crossed...never!!!

This list comes out after a public demand from LAN(Loser's Association of N!@#$)...Yes, I'm censoring the place name, I don't wanna offend anyone this time round...ahhhh..screw it...Its Noida...!..If you get offended..like I always say..you can do 1 thing....GFYS...

And before I pen the list down, Am dedicating this to you Aditi :P...And no sir...I m not embarrassed!!!

P.S : Ppl who despite the warning at the beginning read through the whole post and got offended....Its probably because u are LOSERS!(see d post title idiots)......

P.P.S : I love that you come back for more even after the last time(that north/south blog)...and for the record...Let's not forget we are Indians first..ok kids..?...cya...tata...

So now moving on...this list is not on public demand(like all others :P..)..this one's just to quench my thirst for creativity!!!...Now lemme first explain the JOKE!...The joke is just a one-liner...the magical one at that..."That's what she said.."...So I tried to put it into different daily conversations(sometimes offending ppl...sometimes being almost spit at....)...but it was totally worth it.......So here it goes...The top of its sorts...