Top 8 signs that you're a LOSER!

Posted by : Tyler Durden | Monday, May 10, 2010 | Published in

This list comes out after a public demand from LAN(Loser's Association of N!@#$)...Yes, I'm censoring the place name, I don't wanna offend anyone this time round...ahhhh..screw it...Its Noida...!..If you get offended..like I always say..you can do 1 thing....GFYS...

And before I pen the list down, Am dedicating this to you Aditi :P...And no sir...I m not embarrassed!!!

  1. When you cant utter any swear word in the company of gals
  2. You watch travel n living on Saturday evenings!
  3. If you haven't yet compiled any lists like these :P
  4. If you know more than 5 celebrity birthdays
  5. If you have stalked a gal for more than 3 days and you haven't spoken to her
  6. When you describe the craziest moment of your life and it doesn't contain any of the following words...alcohol, sex, high, wasted and gals.
  7. When you can't tell a gal, how BEAutiful she is even if u want to badly
  8. The time between you reaching your workplace and someone talking to you is consistently more than 45 mins
P.S : Ppl who despite the warning at the beginning read through the whole post and got offended....Its probably because u are LOSERS!(see d post title idiots)......

P.P.S : I love that you come back for more even after the last time(that north/south blog)...and for the record...Let's not forget we are Indians first..ok kids..?...cya...tata...

(2) Comments

  1. aditi said...

    abhiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!! :)) :))
    m seriously thinkin that ur an idiot only when talkin to me.. coz ur blogs r far superlative! any which way, this is goin out to all of abhi's readers.. no matter wt his blogs say, I WHIP HIS TUSHYY!!! ;)

    Yup, me.. Aditi!
    bt ds one deserves another .. hold ur breathh.. AGAIN... mwaaaaaah!
    Keep it up! (*dats wt she said) hahahaahhha!
    dat ws a gud one na abhiiiiii?????????? i KNOWWW!!! :) :D

    May 11, 2010 at 12:16 AM
  2. Tyler Durden said...

    gud thats what she said joke but idiot??...me??...really!!??

    May 11, 2010 at 12:22 AM

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