Disclaimer: This post is in no way to insult any people from NIT warangal(Exception--Sarath Teja). Also its a work of fiction born out of pure boredom, impure thoughts, sadistic circumstances, bad bringing-up of kids(:D)...and Last but not Least...JUST FOR THE HECK OF IT...
Guys, before reading on, reading this post first(link) will help you follow better.
Even though I am "NO" Sarath Teja to write up as good a post as he has written, I do have a certain experience in the events that have happened leading up to this post. I think that ll do enough to help me come up with a master post.
For those still confused....there's a great story that happened about 71 days 7 hours 8 mins 4 secs ago....Briefly it went something like this...A guy called "RAM" confessed his love for "SITA" to one of his best friends "BEERA" on gtalk. BEERA fwded the chat to SITA(on ram's request or not, has never been proven). SITA said "You guys are sick(RAM AND BEERA)". All these events were witnessed by "Mr.IDIOT" who also had some weird episode in college with SITA(completely RAM and BEERA's idea). And one fatal morning, Mr. Idiot blogs about all this stuff. 17 hrs later he gets a "Take the post down...or I'll go to the police" kinda email from SITA.....and get this....she cc's R&B toooo!. But the contents of the email were unfairly abusing only Mr. Idiot(RAM and BEERA were left unabused...duh!!). But still, when sita takes a senti stand in asking to take down the post the second time, Mr. Idiot(the good guy he is) deletes the post, and even burns of all the evidence on Google and Yahoo search engines...
And exactly 71 days 7 hours 8 mins 4 secs after all this has happens, RAM blogs about this episode again. The same RAM who didnt have the guts to reply to that HATE email from SITA(he did get the email..remember he was in CC!!!)..The same RAM who sold off Mr.Idiot trying to gain the love of SITA(just a rumour...but it happened :)..)..The same RAM who thinks the concept of LOVE is utter bullshit(gfys man!)...This same old shitty RAM blogs and blogs the fuck out of the incident..,(link)
My thoughts on the girl reacting this way...completely on her side(just on this!!!). The things Mr. Idiot blogged about...with all the caricature and comic strips etc etc...was very much not called for. On contacting Mr. Idiot, he has confirmed this saying...
"I was very much pissed with my life the day before..couldn't sleep the whole night..and was outta my mind when I wrote that post..."...Mr. Idiot...as told to our correspondent in Bangalore!!
Also if you think "logically"(as sarath would say), its pretty common to get offended when someone just says something bad about you...let alone writing a blog post on the most visited blog on the planet(link)!!...So, all in all, What i really wanna say is....this is the most visited blog on this planet...full of funny and emotional stuff...so refer this blog link to all your friends..and please come back for more.....Bye all....
P.S : Fun fact 1 about Sarath Teja.....The guy knows more english words than Shakesphere himself.
"The same RAM who didn't have the guts to reply to that HATE email from SITA".. our correspondent gave a diff info.. he said
PTI: "RAM replied to the email after Mr.IDIOT has removed the post as he thought Mr.IDIOT would not become an idiot falling for either sentiment or guilt"
Mohd Irfan
And coming to the claim "Most visited blog on the planet", I tried to search on google with world is full, tyler durden, abhilash gunta, in vain. Can you give me a keyword to get the link in the first page of google search for this "Most visited blog on the planet"??
Mohd Irfan
By the time RAM replied it was too late....he wud make a great great help 3 years after an emergency...
Abilash Gunta
And the thing with google is, it would lay out results through no. of back links and no. of times the website is visited through google. But ppl know the link to my blog...so they just go directly and google is no where involved...Also we don't believe in advertising...so no backlinks...Thats the small problem with the most visited blog on the planet...
Abilash Gunta
"Mr.IDIOT also had some weird episode in college with SITA(completely RAM and BEERA's idea)"
Completely with ram n beera's idea? Why are you trying to make yourself a saint with falsifications every time when you write about that episode? Did you develop some "defense memory development" (as Sigmund Freud says) due to the embarrassment or guilt (I dunno which) from dat episode?
First things first...there s no guilt in doing something that simple...believe me..i have done some stuff which if come out, I'll have no option but to commit suicide..that's GUILT for u dear.
And embarrassment...ya I was embarrassed abt it till i realized that there were lotta ppl in that room who really wanted 2 propose but couldn't because they were afraid. And me doing it infront of some 5 guys just says clearly that it was for the bet.(If i really wanted 2 propose, i wud have done it on my own time, with no prying eyes around)..:)...Clear enough???
-Abilash Gunta
so dear "Ram", "Beera" and "Mr. Idiot".. You do know that by now, the "fatwa" must be out for all o u.. especially "Mr. idiot" (my personal favourite in this modern day ramayana!!), I just have one word for ya: RUN.
:)
Aditi.
@Gunta: Phew.. again the "saint talk". Any way, at least u know how much "bet factor" u thought was really there.. even though now you don't admit or even claim that "someone's idea has made this saint do that". Some ppl (at least I and your roommate) know what was really the "bet factor" for you in it..
Coming to the "bet" part, you offered us 100 bucks for the call.. and we were watching what you were gonna do next (you might call it "you guys chickened out" and sing the chicken-song).. and then, you bid the low price of 30 bucks for us and say you would do it. I prefer calling it "volunteering" to "betting"
And the wonder.. you didn't claim that 30 bucks bet money till now !!
I lost the bet man..so i didn't claim.
I was singing the chicken song until you guys challenged me to do it...And I can say safely that I have a lot more guts than any of the guys in that room. So I just took the bet. Its one of those things that won't look foolish in the moment but it was FOOLISH...
And you know what..it doesn't matter what you think...just like it doesn't matter if I go around telling you're GAY(which am doing btw :))
-Abilash
"until you guys challenged me to do it".. another defensive memory development (courtesy: Sigmund Freud)
U guys DID challenege me..i even know why...just so that If i don't dare you can feel good about your own non-existent courage :)
-Abilash
"If I don't dare you can feel good about your own non-existent courage".. ha ha.. Hail Sigmund Freud
I know you would come up with a new statement every time I mention that episode. You are pretty creative at it.
"it doesn't matter what you think"
Well, my thoughts are not about "speculation" on the episode, but the "actual events" that happened. And we know how you behaved post-episode: the lady luck factor u mentioned (u might say now "it's one of my jokes") , "what's her problem, dude" episode with your present roommate. These continued until the anti-climax came (courtesy: your roommate)
And now, you have found another page in your "book of love" and hence Sigmund Freud comes into reference with "defensive memory development" to justify the present state of mind
These continued until the anti-climax came (courtesy: your roommate)..whats this????
and the rest...form ur own opinions best friend...its ok with me...
-Abilash
"U guys DID challenge me".. I don't think we challenged you.. One fellow told he would go for the bet and was thinking on that, I was watching you what you would do next (you know I'm good at guessing hunches).. and the other fellow did not challenge you..
And when you say "it doesn't matter what you think" in this situation, it sounds like the below discussion
A: Earth is round
B: No, Earth is flat
A: No, Earth is round
B: It doesn't matter what you think, u can form your own opinions on it, ok with me
the argument fails here.....u guys DID challenge me...I know...u say..U guys didn't challenge....
If we agree on that first we can fight or argue...if we don't even agree to that...every case sounds true...