As full as it gets...

1. When you have spent at least 82% of the weekend in a radius of 100 meters from your front door.(Going out for a hair-cur, groceries etc won't count as an outdoor activity)
2. You order a virgin margarita when the girl's having a beer.
3. When your arms are way more healthier than the rest of your body!!!
4. If you keep thinking about why you won't get laid for most part of your day and decide to write a blog about it. Something like this.
5. Even after 4 dates you don't/can't touch him/her other than a handshake or while crossing a busy road.
6. The 1st thing you say to your date after the initial pleasantries falls into the below categories (and/or) similar ones

• Jayalalitha's election win
• Dhoni's new bald look
• Your views on the whereabouts of WikiLeaks founder

7. You take her to Fast and the Furious 5 and act like that's the most coolest movie ever.
8. When you openly make fun of her shopping addiction...they all have it and YOU JUST SHOULDN'T GO THERE...TRUST ME ON THIS.
9. When she catches you staring at her friend's you-know-what.
10. A corollary to the above: When the you-know-what you were staring at belong to her sister.....you can forget the phrase getting laid for a period of 7 months or until her next birthday whichever is the farthest.