As full as it gets...

Author 2:

Being a developer, this list was bound to come out from me!. Have fun reading them...and heyy..Ya..Just to give the effect, I have put all the comments in between /*....*/ ... :) :)

1. /*Ya I know..I know...but i couldn't find any other way dude...*/
2. /*Am not kidding...*/
3. /*All the variables..objects..declared in the following function are fictitious and imaginary...any damage done when this function is used...is purely a coincidence and should not be frowned upon!....*/
4. /*Don't tell about this function to the QA guys!!...*/
5. /*NO COMMENTS...*/
6. /*And you thought only Google could do it..ha.?...*/
7. /*Don't even think of it...Trust me..many have tried...*/
8. /* :P*/
9. /*You know what's better than looking at comments??..Look at the code you idiot!...*/
10. /*Hoping this will work..(fingers crossed)...*/

Author 1 :

(Back from a holiday!)


P.S : My personal favorite..//NO COMMENTS....haha...Mann..that one rocks!

Here it goes..

Author 1:

On a hiatus...

Author 2:

1. Dude..When will that guy learn acting?
2. I wish more people acted like him!
3. He's better than aamir khan only in height
4. He sometimes pretends he is a sane person
5. He and KJ are @#$^%&^
6. He has done it with over 2000 people...not all women
7. He makes his kids call him King Khan
8. He is unaware of the thing called Internet...so there's no way he's getting offended by this list!!
9. He is thinking of running for the president...his first task...Ban ShivSena!..and Gay marriage legalisation
10. This Line is Intentionally left blank....as the author ran out of ideas :( ......
    

P.S : This is just for fun...In fact I feel SRK is the greatest thing that happened to the Indian Cinema..

For those who donno WFH....its work from home...and it is the latest and the hottest thing among the corporates.....I still dont understand Y!!..

Author 1:

1. I ended an office romance yesterday
2. I dyed my hair blue
   
3. There's a big Alsatian at my door
4. I have no money to come to office
5. I'm a single parent
6. I've diarrhoea and can't take the cab
7. I'm having an affair
8. I'm going carbon-neutral
   
9. My wardrobe was stolen
10. I'm locked from the outside

Author 2:

1. I can watch 'A' videos all day long on YouTube(blocked in office)
2. I can send hate mail to various office mail boxes without even getting up from my bed.....feels like hacking :P
3. I hate coffee at office
4. Sick of hearing my Team Lead's pep talks every 30 mins
5. Have to do her laundry
6. Sick of the cliched office pranks...instead stay at home and play them on the neighbours
7. Sick of working in a small cube...my home is 10 times the size of my manager's office
8. So i can watch cricket for real...and stop refreshing cricinfo every 2 mins...
9. All the girls in the team are on a vacation...So no real reason to travel 5 kms to the office
10. The paranoia of a terror attack happening at my workplace has got the better of me..

P.S: No Plagiarism has been attempted while compiling these lists.....Actually I blocked Google on my network to keep ourselves in control...And Yahoo of course wont give any relevant results even if we tried...so u can take our word,...Its all original..

On Public demand, I have decided to start a Top 10 list on this blog.

Fairly simple...each list is gonna contain top 10 things in that category...and the writers of the
lists have already declared that they don't give a damn about people's feelings when they compile these lists...So don't get offended..and frankly even if u get offended..its not the least of my worries..

2 writers have been chosen for these lists...after a long talent hunt across the country...which included...written tests..GD's..P.I's...and some bribing as well(to not forget the Indian flavor)...

And 1 of them got fired within his first 10 mins of day 1....So I ll be filling in the 2nd writer's
shoes till we can find someone better.....So Stay tuned...for our first top ten list...

P.S: To protect the other writer from extortion and papparazzi...We will be keeping him in
the shadows till 2012...And after that..if we all still exist..then we ll think about it then....