Top 10 code comments from developers

Posted by : Tyler Durden | Wednesday, April 14, 2010 | Published in

Author 2:

Being a developer, this list was bound to come out from me!. Have fun reading them...and heyy..Ya..Just to give the effect, I have put all the comments in between /*....*/ ... :) :)
  1. /*Ya I know..I know...but i couldn't find any other way dude...*/
  2. /*Am not kidding...*/
  3. /*All the variables..objects..declared in the following function are fictitious and imaginary...any damage done when this function is used...is purely a coincidence and should not be frowned upon!....*/
  4. /*Don't tell about this function to the QA guys!!...*/
  5. /*NO COMMENTS...*/
  6. /*And you thought only Google could do it..ha.?...*/
  7. /*Don't even think of it...Trust me..many have tried...*/
  8. /* :P*/
  9. /*You know what's better than looking at comments??..Look at the code you idiot!...*/
  10. /*Hoping this will work..(fingers crossed)...*/

Author 1 :

(Back from a holiday!)

  1. /*If inside this block, we are screwed big time*/
  2. /*If you are looking for comments, please go back to your grad school where they were last written*/
  3. /*Good Luck*/
  4. /*It'll be easier to recode than to decode*/
  5. /*Well, this is MY revenge*/
  6. /*This code is solely why I left*/
  7. /*You still have time to cancel your plans for the weekend*/
  8. /*If you couldn't get the hang of it by now, you probably never will*/
  9. /*You wish */
  10. /*So who's laughing now?*/

P.S : My personal favorite..//NO COMMENTS....haha...Mann..that one rocks!

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