As full as it gets...

For those who donno WFH....its work from home...and it is the latest and the hottest thing among the corporates.....I still dont understand Y!!..

Author 1:

1. I ended an office romance yesterday
2. I dyed my hair blue
   
3. There's a big Alsatian at my door
4. I have no money to come to office
5. I'm a single parent
6. I've diarrhoea and can't take the cab
7. I'm having an affair
8. I'm going carbon-neutral
   
9. My wardrobe was stolen
10. I'm locked from the outside

Author 2:

1. I can watch 'A' videos all day long on YouTube(blocked in office)
2. I can send hate mail to various office mail boxes without even getting up from my bed.....feels like hacking :P
3. I hate coffee at office
4. Sick of hearing my Team Lead's pep talks every 30 mins
5. Have to do her laundry
6. Sick of the cliched office pranks...instead stay at home and play them on the neighbours
7. Sick of working in a small cube...my home is 10 times the size of my manager's office
8. So i can watch cricket for real...and stop refreshing cricinfo every 2 mins...
9. All the girls in the team are on a vacation...So no real reason to travel 5 kms to the office
10. The paranoia of a terror attack happening at my workplace has got the better of me..

P.S: No Plagiarism has been attempted while compiling these lists.....Actually I blocked Google on my network to keep ourselves in control...And Yahoo of course wont give any relevant results even if we tried...so u can take our word,...Its all original..