Top 8 Differences between north indians and south indians...

Posted by : Tyler Durden | Friday, May 07, 2010 | Published in

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  1. Most North Indians pronounce 'S' as iS as in Istate for state, Ischool for school...South Indians have no such issues :P
  2. Northies move to Bangalore/Hyderabad pursuing their dreams, Southies go to Noida/Delhi or they just move to US of A!!
  3. All Northies have this notion abt Southies that they are GEEKS!..Where as Southies think that All Northies are either SNOBS or SOB's :P!!
  4. Northies build temples for Gods...Southies build temples for Rajnikanth!!!
  5. Southies taught the world what's a ZERO is...Northies are yet to make their big discovery!!
  6. When it comes to Style.....North Indians win HANDS DOWN...
  7. When it comes to Dowry...South Indians KICK-ASS...
  8. One Similarity...Both the groups just love the game of cricket.....
By the time I compiled the 8 points above, I have been convinced by a North Indian that I might get killed for this...But U donno me guys...I am pretty brave...So posting this without any censors!!!..

P.S : I have decided to move out of India..just in case some psycho(northie/southie) decides to come looking for me...


(10) Comments

  1. Anonymous

    hahaahhhahaahaha!!! its K.I.C.K. A.S.S.!! Lou it!

    - d northie who's d inspiration for all ur creative endeavors and who WHIPS ur BUTT ALL THE TIMEEE!!! ;P

    May 7, 2010 at 9:54 PM
  2. Sarath Somina said...

    another difference.. many northies call southies 'madrasis'.. southies dont call northies as 'punjabis', 'haryanis', etc.,

    May 7, 2010 at 11:59 PM
  3. Tyler Durden said...

    for the anonymous : thnx sweetheart :P ...but u rarely kick ma butt..in fact its d oder way round....

    May 8, 2010 at 12:07 AM
  4. Tyler Durden said...

    for Somina : ya man...true..they also call ANNA'S!!!...but dis post is jus fr fun na..lite...Let all INDIANS live in peace n harmony :P..

    May 8, 2010 at 12:09 AM
  5. Anonymous

    This post itself is showing dat who is snob...... :p..

    May 8, 2010 at 10:29 PM
  6. Tyler Durden said...

    Sorry that i had 2 delete some derogatory comments from here...U losers..i already mentioned dis is just for fun...And that comes out clearly in every point..if u cant take it in d right spirit...u all can come n KISS MY ASS.....

    May 9, 2010 at 8:31 PM
  7. Tyler Durden said...

    If u had d guts that u were talkin abt...u wud nt have commented as anonymous...or may be u didnt know how to sign in and then comment...losers again!!

    May 9, 2010 at 8:32 PM
  8. Kaptnik said...

    Few more additions.

    1. In South Indian serials, the mother in law is the villain. In North Indian serials, there's always a senior daughter-in-law who's a vamp. The common thing is that you can't stand either!

    2. North Indians put a 'the' before a person's name. "I was talking with the Sanjay".

    And yes, they talk with someone, not to them!

    3. They put the past tense of the verb after "didn't". E.g., "Hey whats for eats today in the cafeteria?". "I don't know man, I didn't went there!" Or, "You didn't knew that Aishwarya Rai was from Mangalore?!"

    4. They begin most sentences with "Actually" or "Basically" and they throw in a lot of Mathlabs in between!

    May 10, 2010 at 5:50 PM
  9. Abhijeet

    I am a northie and i have to say -

    Like we call "ischool" you guys call "schoolaaa" :)

    May 10, 2010 at 5:52 PM
  10. Tyler Durden said...

    Peace Peace..we all rock(or suck)..wateva...

    May 10, 2010 at 5:55 PM

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